Sober Salim $SOBER
I’M NOT HAMMERED

He’s not hammered.

Salim says he’s sober. Salim is holding a beer on the 7th tee. We have all been Salim. The coin is the joke. The help further down is real.

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Hole 1 · Nine-hole mini golf

Play it sober. Then play it hammered.

Drag back anywhere on the green and let go to putt. Keyboard: arrows aim and set power, Enter putts. Flip on Hammered mode and watch your aim fall apart.

Hole 1 of 9 · Strokes 0 · Total 0
Best sober round on this device: none yet

Leaderboard · best sober rounds

    Earning from rounds is planned, not live. The idea: free weekly prize rounds for connected wallets, paid in $SOBER from a posted prize wallet. Never pay to play.

    Hole 2 · Three questions

    The honest scorecard

    This is the AUDIT-C, a three-question alcohol screen used in clinics. Like golf, low score wins. Your answers stay on this device.

    One drink means 12 oz of beer, 5 oz of wine, or 1.5 oz of liquor.

    1. How often do you have a drink containing alcohol?
    2. How many drinks do you have on a typical day when you are drinking?
    3. How often do you have six or more drinks on one occasion?
    Hole 3 · Skip the 19th hole

    Real help, no joke

    Drinking heavily every day? Do not quit cold turkey. Alcohol withdrawal can be dangerous. Talk to a doctor first.
    Hole 4 · Dry rounds

    Your dry streak

    0days. Tap start when you are ready.
    Birdie · 7 daysEagle · 30 daysAlbatross · 90 days

    Saved on this device only. Nobody else sees it.

    Hole 5 · The money

    Where the money goes

    Creator rewards
    Trading fees on $SOBER are routed to Salim through Bags.
    The pledge
    The share going to recovery and who receives it get posted here at launch, with receipts every time money moves.
    Merch
    “I’m not hammered” polos, hats and koozies are on the way.